Dolls

They creep me out. With their fixed non blinking eyes that sit there and judge me.

You don't know me, doll!

Little toy cars. Now there's a practical toy. You get to break off the wheels and other swallowable parts. Push them off the desk and pretend they are falling off a cliff in a fiery crash.

Dirt. That's a good toy too. Not to mention a pretty good snack as well.

I'm just sayin. I never liked dolls and little girls (or boys) that play with them creep me out just as equally as the dolls themselves.