Dear Las Vegas "heat wave",
There is no need to puff out your chest and call yourself a heat "wave" when you've been waiving all summer long.
We get it, you're mean you're hot and you're here to stay.
It's nearly 11pm and it's a cool 97 outside.
Just do us all a favor, pack your crap and move on to a different city. We are ready for our "cooler" days of upper 80s.
Sincerely,
Dehydrated and Chapped Skinned people of LV
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