Saturday, March 26, 2011

#28 Turn offs

What turns you off?

Oh dear. This could be a really long blog. For fear of it becoming too long, I'll just name a few:

Bad hygiene. This includes looking like the last time you took a shower was on a major holiday.

Bad breath. There is absolutely nothing you can do to trump bad breath. There's no excuse for it. Brush your teeth and if that doesn't work, go see a dentist and a gastrologist, cos something is WRONG.

Arrogance. Nobody is god's gift to mankind. That includes you. Get over yourself :)

Selfishness.

Bad teeth. Woah, ya....sorry no.

Guys with hair longer than mine.

Bad kissers. Oh it's such a shame when you're really into someone and they feel like kissing is a code name for a tonsil inspection. Or worse, someone who doesn't open their mouth at all. WTF. I'm too old to be teaching people to kiss and you're definitely too old not to know how.

Girls that look like men. Why? I mean I get it, you're into girls...but why look like a man? Doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose? Just sayin. Throw on some lip-gloss, I promise it won't turn you straight.

Immaturity. There's a huge difference between being playful and being plain out immature. The latter will get a glare from me.

People who don't take care of their piercings. Seriously, it's gross.

People who either shower in their colognes or feel like it's completely unnecessary to smell nice. There IS a middle ground, folks. Lets practice it. If you look like a pop-sicle on a hot summer day, but you don't smell nice, I'll definitely be deflated.

I love tattoos, but if you look like you're a practice pad for a prison mate, you're off my radar.

Bimbos. Guys and girls. Holy crap, why must the really pretty ones be so effin stupid sometimes?? It truly makes all the prettiness so useless.

I'll stop there lol

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