Good and Bad

Well, I have bad news and good news.

Bad news is I think the rapture did actually happen.

Good news: I think it only affected the squirrel population.

Am I the only one noticing the large amount of dead squirrels in the middle of every street?! What in the hell is going on?? Did they all join a cult where on a certain day they all decided to cross the street without looking both ways?

I'm beginning to get a little worried....what's next??

I'm just sayin.