Aaaaannnnd we're back!

It appears I have somehow stumbled upon free time in my life. That time between when I SHOULD be falling asleep and the time when I ACTUALLY fall asleep. So....this time will now be filled with either going to the gym, snacking the entire house until I pass out from a food coma...OR...letting my brain purge in what can only loosely be referred to as "writing."  Don't blame me, blame the sandman that seems to have lost his directions to my house. I haven't moved, buddy...still here...waiting for my effin nightly beauty rest.  Anyway, I digress. I'm back. For as long as I have the time to write and enough smart ass things to bitch about...I've missed you.