Keep in mind, the only person that remembers how cool you were in high
school is YOU. If you haven't made something of yourself since then,
well then you need to let go of that glory and realize there's more to
life than your days of drug/alcohol induced awesomeness. And while, we're on the subject, it becomes uncool to wear your letterman jacket once you are able to buy your own beer.
Just sayin.
