I
have to come clean about something.
It's true.
I chose to be gay.
All
this time I've been lying.
There I was, at age 15 thinking "you know,
I'm sick of being treated like a human. Look at those homos, they have
all these rights! I never get my ass kicked or get harassed for being
straight! nobody looks at me funny when i hold a guy's hand. Kids never
call me a fagot or a dyke. my parents accept me. what the fuck?! i
deserve to try gay and get all that! who wants to go be by their loved
one's side when they are in the hospital anyway!?? and i certainly
wouldn't want to get a tax break by getting married, or be selfish by
being able to put my partner on my medical plan. Starting today, I will
be gay! And there's nothing you can do about it!"
Yup.
Couldn't fathom living my life being accepted as part of the "norm".
Choosing to be gay was the best day of my life! Kinda like the rest of
you chose to be ignorant assholes the day you were born.
Think
before you speak, folks. Telling someone their sexual orientation is a
choice is like calling their nationality a choice. I can't just suddenly
choose to be Chinese one day. It just kinda sorta doesn't work that
way. Your blood, your genes, and your orientation is something you're
born with.
and today....I shall be a PONY!
