Pandora

I don't know what I did with my life before it.

It gets me through my workouts. It chills me out at night. It gets my ass shaking while I'm getting dressed. It keeps me company while cooking. It keeps me true to my ghetto roots by not judging me while I rap every single word to a Nelly (or worse yet, Lil Wayne) song. It totally impedes my working by making me practically comatose with that damn perfected Portishead station.

Pandora Radio....you complete me.